About me? Why do you ask? Oh. You want to feel that this author is a human being, and not a virus into some dudes computer which has the extraordinary power to write books.
Oh, okay then.
Name: If you need to know it, too bad.
Location: Milky Way galaxy. What, want something more specific? Fine, sheesh. At my computer. Excuse me? Something a bit less specific? I mean, you people are so picky. Planet earth, though. What? MORE specific? Okay, okay. But this is the last time. At a counter in my house. Sorry, that's the last time. You should have asked something MORE specific. Hehehe...
Birthday: Two words. Identity Theft.
Date Joined Wattpad: Okay, this is something I can tell you. Jan. 5, 2011.
Gender: Fine. Male. XD.
Now, what else. Oh right!
Language: English. Tu ne parle pas englais? Too bad.
Now. Oh right, am I supposed to do kinda like an interview?
Well, nobody asked any questions. So too bad, until someone does. XD
