Anyone here heard of Raneko_Chan of wattpad? Yes? No? Okay, that doesn't matter. What does is that Raneko_Chan created an amazing humor thing called Apology Letters, something I'm going to do now!
In other words, I'm going to write some apology letters to the characters of my stories!
Okay.
Let's do this thing. I've already given some of these to Raneko_Chan, who in turn posted them in the Apology Letters book. If you find these funny, you should check out Raneko_Chan's and maybe make some of your own!
Apology Letter to Kiriel of The Shadows of Dusk, The Rays of Dawn, and The Light of Day:
- I don't know what, exactly, to say. I mean, first I didn't give you a name for TWO BOOKS. Then I started the book by making your parents disappear, forcing you to flee your entire life and join a random organization. Then I made you like the organization. Then the organization totally betrayed you. My fault, sorry, I like betrayals ^_^. Then I set the police and said organization on you. Then I warped your cellular structure so evil scientists could pretty much kill you. And chop off your new tail. Oh, and did I mention that I pretty much gave you a rival who wishes you could have the most painful death ever? Then made you kinda have to team up slightly with him? And made the entire universe dispise anyone like you? Oh, and I know I'm forgetting something... Oh right, I'm planning your death. Don't worry, you won't actually die. You hope. :D
- Your Tormentor, Ilovetoread72
Apology Letter to Celia of The Elite Four... The Ultimate Goal...:
- Look. First, I didn't mean to totally abandon your story. I haven't really abandoned it. I'll update it soon. Anyway. I'm sorry for many rather random things, including referencing another on of my books in your story for an entire chapter. (A Figment of the Imagination) I'm sorry for first planning to make a sequel to your book in which your cellular becomes mutated turning you into a milotic, so collectors will pay huge amounts to put you in a glass case for the rest of your life, then planning to make no sequel to your story whatsoever. I'm also sorry for beating you up every once and a while. But you started it. I'm also sorry I gave you a pokemon for your starter that only knows one move till about level 27. So go ahead and mope. Don't worry though, it'll evolve at one point. Unless I end the story with it holding an everstone... hehhe... Anyway. I'm also sorry for really being mean to you in a chapter. Sorry. But it was totally your fault for getting captured.
- Your Amazing Dictator, King, Ruler ETC...
To Dante of The Elite Four... The Ultimate Goal...:
- Look. I know you have a slight crush on Celia. Too bad, in one chapter I force Celia to never like you again. Unless she forgot what happened. Unless she didn't. Sorry. I know that's all you've been thinking about, tortured over and over again, since that happened. That's why I did it ^_^ I'm sorry for, in that chapter, giving you enough guilt to kill twenty mokingbirds. But making you stay alive so you have to simply grin and bear the pain. MWUhahaaha! As well, I'm deeply (not really) sorry for making you an under-schooled directionally challenged (hit something deep there, didn't I?) guy with a messed up dad and a non-exsistent mom. Well, I guess there's a slight chance she'll show up one time. You wish. Actually, if you knew I was planning to have her try and kill you, I think you wouldn't be wishing that so hard. HAHAHAA! Now that's all you'll be thinking about till it happens. (It likely never will. Likely)
- Your friend as long as you promise to get a luxray, Ilovetoread72.
Dear John and Chris from A Pokemon Adventure:
- Look. Yes, I just wrote one letter for both of you. If you want one each, you're going to have to
write the next chapter for me. I'm tired. I'm deeply sorry, Chris, for making you a video-game addict, even though you only play a video game once throughout the entire book so far. I'm also sorry for ending this letter here cause I don't really feel sorry for anything I've done to you two. Actually, I'm never sorry about anything I do to ANY of my characters. Anyway. This also happens to be the shortest letter so far. It won't be the shortest overall as soon as I post the next one, though.
Dear Jane, from The Elite Four... The Ultimate Goal...:
- I'm sorry for not apoligizing for anything.
Dear Clark from The Elite Four... The Ultimate Goal...:
- I'm sorry for making you obese. I'm also sorry for giving you a certain pokemon for your starter. That's right folks, it's the brown peice of fluff that's barely a level above magikarp - Bidoof! Sorry, again. And I'm kinda sorry for making you get cruelly beat up, kidnapped, and tortured nearly two days afterwards. I am also sorry for making you beat up Celia unknowingly in a certain chapter. But that's cause you really need glasses. Seriously, dude. And for making you look like the MOST IDIoTIC FRIEND EVER in the cruel, cruel world. Don't worry, though, the only people who know are in the same position as you. But I'm sure Celia'll get back her memory soon... hehe... I'm also sorry for neglecting your education, making you not know how to read or write, and not really giving you a chance to make up. I'm also sorry for giving you a super-rare disease that prevents you from thinking in sentances more than ten words. I'm also sorry for making your entire existance a part of a greater plot in which you are but a pawn. MWUHAHAHAHA!
- Your... Something... Ilovetoread72
To Caleb from 'Running on Empty' as well as others:
- For once, I'm actually partly for something. Partly partly partly. Partly. Yes, I gave you your very own story, Running on Empty. I made the first chapter, ending nicely with a bunch of evil people finally catching up to you after you trip on a branch and black out. (Two left feet. I'm *snort* deeply sorry for that as well) Pretty much, I left you in the hands of an evil organization who find twisting people's genes then selling them into slavery or killing them, fun. Then I put the book on hold. For, like, forever. So far. I also planned on turning you into a flygon so evil scientists can chop off your tail then 'dispose' of you. Leaving all readers of this letter with that deeply disturbing thought, I shall go on to the next letter.
- Your enemy, who is constantly plotting against you, Ilovetoread72
To currency from some of my stories - Sorry for never actually giving you a name. So... Yeah. I had something longer for this letter, but I decided to insert this in instead - $.$ Yeah! $$$$$$$$$$ Uh-huh I'm rich, yo $$$$$$$
Sorry. That was random. Forget I even did that. Kay?
- Your... Neglecting author, Ilovetoread72
Dear Guy from the Narrow Bridge in The Elite Four... The Ultimate Goal...:
- I am sorry for making your irregular buisness a total and complete failure. I mean, let's check the failure meter for this one:
Failure Level: 1 2 3 4 5 TOTAL FAILURE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah. I kinda guessed. I'm also sorry for making you only appear, so far, in one, single, chapter of The Elite Four... The Ultimate Goal... I am sorry for forcing you to give your egg away, as it was going to hatch REALLY soon anyway, and for making you, unknowingly, give away a really powerful and super cute pokemon, AKA the amazing little pokemon, Pichu. And for making this Pichu that you gave away nearly invincible. Sorry, dude. You just didn't have the vibe. Also the Pichu was awesome. I am also sorry for the amount of guilt I gave to you when you told your two pikachus that you GAVE AWAY THEIR BABY!!!! I'm also sorry for when they shocked you so hard you fell off the bridge, then had twenty tentacool wrap around you.
- Your employer, Ilovetoread72
And that would conclude a rather incomplete list of apology letters.
And now, for a short thank-you letter:
- Thank you to Raneko_Chan for this wonderful idea, and for hosting v. 1.0 of my list of apology letters in your apology letters book! (This set is version 2.1) And... Yeah! :D
So, that would be set 1, version 2.1! There will be more sets of apology letters, sometime! :D
Probably one for Gavin, then one for the techie, then one for... Also, PM me with people you want me to apologize to! Also, plz check out Raneko_chan! (Wattpad)
Thank you for reading, and come again!
